It’s Coming…Are You Ready?

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Pleasurists #61

by Gene Magic

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Editor’s Pick

  • Basic Essen­tials Sof­tee by Undressed Reviews
  • Mar­ket­ing Guy 1:

    What do chicks love?

    Mar­ket­ing Guy 2:

    My Dick!

    MG 1 & 2:

    WOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!

    MG 1:

    No seri­ously, though…they love pink…and….and….

    MG 2:

    My Dick!

    Note: Seri­ously hilar­i­ous. If you like your reviews with a side of com­edy and snark like I do this one is fan­tas­tic and may occa­sion­ally have you won­der­ing wtf.

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Spoiled.

Guess what I get­ting? Eleven inches of cold hard steel just wait­ing to be put to the test against soft, warm, yield­ing flesh…

The holy grail of sex toys…

Mine. All Mine. But you could have one too.

A lit­tle birdy told me that if you, like me, have a 2010 NYC Sex Blog­gers Cal­en­dar, you can get 25% off the njoy Eleven this Mon­day only (psst, look at the entry for Jan­u­ary 18th)…

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Words To Live By…

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The Bravery of the Anonymous

So, I finally gave in to this form­spring thing. If you’re not famil­iar with it — look over to the right. See that box over there? The one where you can ask me any ques­tion? And you can do it anony­mously if you prefer?

Anonymity cer­tainly gives peo­ple the courage to ask things that I’m 99% sure they would never ever dare ask me to my face. The best and most utterly bizarre ques­tion that I have been asked?

Please describe your vagina, in detail.

I almost spit cof­fee out my nose when I first read that!! I think it’s the “in detail” part that com­pletely and totally cracks me up. I mean, seri­ously, how does one describe their vagina “in detail”? All my female read­ers: how would you describe yours?

In the end, I tried to stop laugh­ing, and in the true spirit of form­spring, answer as can­didly as possible.

Haha, I can­not believe some­one asked this. Seri­ously who could pos­si­bly care what my vagina looks like?! Well, I have pale brown lips and when I get aroused the inner lips turn bright, bright pink. D says I have a “very pretty pussy” — the inner lips tuck in neatly until I’m aroused and my clit gets large and stands out rather obvi­ously. The actual vagina part? Um, it’s a pink­ish tun­nel, I think.

Never let it be said that I’m not a good sport. (Of course, nar­ra­tionbyd said I should have replied with “a pic­ture is worth a thou­sand words, LOL).

Of course, now that I’ve answered a ques­tion like that, I can only imag­ine it’s all down­hill from here. Or is it? Shock me, hor­rify me, daz­zle and amaze me — ask me any­thing, and appar­ently I do mean anything!

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The Job Interview

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Ms. Smith? Mr. Mof­fit will see you now.”

He looks up as she walks in, look­ing her over. Not bad. She’s not overly tall but pretty hair and a nice smile. She’s a lit­tle curvier than the girls like to be these days, prob­a­bly obsesses over her weight — thinks she’s fat. He’s pleased to see that she’s nicely turned out in a smart lit­tle suit, long legs show­cased striped stock­ings that make her seem taller than she really is. The heels prob­a­bly don’t hurt either.

She stands before him, ner­vous smile turn­ing stiff at the cor­ners as he keeps her stand­ing for a tri­fle too long. Hid­ing a smile, he ges­tures at one of the chairs in front of the desk, not­ing her relief as she sits, crosses her legs, uncrosses them, and recrosses them, tuck­ing her ankles beneath her chair. Hint of cleav­age and a whiff of some­thing sweet and flo­ral as she leans for­ward to put her resume on his desk. He looks it over, going over her pre­vi­ous expe­ri­ence. Not bad. Not bad.

Ms. Smith, have you looked over the list of requirements?”

She straight­ens up in her seat, clears her throat and nods. “I believe so…”

I under­stand that some of them may be a bit…unusual. But we like to think out­side the box. I think it gives us a cer­tain “edge” over our competitors.”

She looks up, briefly meet­ing his eyes before flush­ing deeply and quickly look­ing away. “I…understand.”

Then you have no objec­tion to begin­ning the typ­ing test? You under­stand that we require all of our employee to type at least 70 words per minute. This is not nego­tiable — we require max­i­mum effi­ciency in all things.”

She rises, mov­ing to the work­sta­tion that he indi­cates. Sim­ple desk­top, flat screen, key­board. No chair. The desk­top is higher than you’d expect — a bit too tall to sit at comfortably.

Bend over.”

Bend­ing over, she places her hands on the key­board, align­ing her index fin­gers on the home keys, wrists arched, ready to begin. He comes up behind her, reach­ing over her shoul­der to turn the screen on, and watches her as she dili­gently begins the test.

‘The quick brown dogs jumps over the lazy fox. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.’

The feel­ing of his hands on the sides of her legs breaks through her con­cen­tra­tion. She falters.

‘How much wooood…’

His hands begin to bunch the fab­ric up her legs, inch­ing the hem of her skirt higher. “Don’t stop.”

Deep breath and she tries to recover her com­po­sure. Fin­gers back on the home keys. One let­ter after another.

The hem inches higher, briefly catch­ing on the curve of her bot­tom, then it’s bunched around her waist and she’s aware of the cool air on the exposed skin above the tops of her stock­ings, on the cheeks of her ass exposed by the thong she wore. ‘Just keep typ­ing’, she tells herself.

Almost done. Just a few para­graphs left. She can do this. She’s almost there.

*SMACK*

The sud­den impact knocks the air from her lungs. The pain from the burn­ing imprint of his hand on her ass sears into her flesh. Tears in her eyes and she’s try­ing not to cry.

Just keep typ­ing. Almost. Done.

*SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK*

The blows are unre­lent­ing, match­ing her fin­gers on the key­board stroke for stroke. She types faster, he spanks faster. Tears well, spilling over the cor­ners of her eyes, salty pearl col­lect­ing at the cor­ner of her mouth. A pink kit­ten tongue dart­ing out to taste it.

Done.

His warm hand on the sting­ing skin, rub­bing, pinch­ing. She blinks rapidly, sticky wet lashes, her per­fectly applied makeup slightly smeared and she tries to main­tain her com­po­sure, tries to catch her breath.

His hand on the back of her neck, guid­ing her upright, tip­ping her head back against the hard plane of his chest until she’s look­ing up at him, into those dark eyes. Her bot­tom lips quiv­ers as she wavers on the very edge of her control.

Very well done, Ms. Smith. Are you ready for the next test?” He taps the but­ton on the inter­com. “Ms. Con­nor, could you please come in here?”

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e[lust] #5

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Wel­come to e[lust] - your source for sex­ual intel­li­gence and inspi­ra­tions of lust from the smartest & sex­i­est blog­gers! Whether you’re look­ing for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opin­ions or expert infor­ma­tion, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #6? Start with the rules, check out the sched­ule in the site’s side­bar and sub­scribe to the RSS feed for updates!

♦ This Week’s Top Three Posts ♦

Late Arrival: An Air­port Encounter - I saw a pos­si­ble haven ahead: a pilot dis­ap­pear­ing into the pilots’ lounge. I could think of nowhere else that would offer us even a mod­icum of pri­vacy. Time to brazen it out. With her still walk­ing obe­di­ently along­side, I pushed my way into the lounge.

The Con­dom Ques­tion. Con­fes­sion #397 — Luck­ily, this time I had my wits about me enough to reply with a cat­e­gor­i­cal, Yes a con­dom is absolutely nec­es­sary, dar­lin, but his­tory has proven that, while I’m naked and horny, I can offer no more jus­ti­fi­ca­tion as to why such pro­tec­tion is paramount.

No more… - “I’m so sorry, I can’t…”. Words, words, so many words… rea­sons and rea­son­ing and things and stuff and none of it made sense, and through all of it, dis­be­lief, dread, a sick­ness of heart… I couldn’t quite believe what I was hearing.

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Sex as a Panacea - As I begged “faster” “harder” “more!” I felt my orgasm come on, a mere minute or two after we began with this com­bi­na­tion. A thun­der­ous orgasm over­took me as he kept up with the dildo and I with the Cli­max for the first big wave.

♦ Fea­tured Post (Lilly’s Pick)

Bad Girl — I take off my coat and stand proudly before her in my black lace corset, sus­penders, stock­ings and heels. She looks me up and down and smiles at me when she catches my stare. Desire is already zing­ing through my body.

See also: Plea­surists #59 and #60 for all your sex toy review needs

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When Bad Porn is…BAD.

Good porn can light a fire, but bad porn, oh my god, bad porn will ruin the mood faster than a naked pic­ture of your grand­mother! Case in point: D and I decided to watch Women Seek­ing Women: Vol­ume 50 last night. It seemed like a fairly safe bet. After all, surely a series wouldn’t get all the way to vol­ume 50 with­out being some­what decent, right? So, we set­tled in with fairly high hopes.

Women Seek­ing Women: Vol­ume 50 opened up like some­thing you might see in a Life­time movie. A woman arrives at a house to try on a bor­rowed dress, and the other woman wants to take pic­tures so that she can sell it on eBay after­wards. The two women really don’t seem to know each other at all, and in fact, there’s an ini­tial awk­ward­ness between the two that gets really strange when the one starts to kiss the other on the neck. I couldn’t really tell whether the first woman was super uncom­fort­able or just try­ing to be coy, but noth­ing in the scene really did any­thing for either D or I, and we were left to con­clude that despite the fact that a woman reg­u­larly puts on and takes off her own bra, it really is hard to take another woman’s bra off.

The sec­ond seg­ment was just…weird. I couldn’t quite pin down the rela­tion­ship between the three woman in the scene, but I was really hop­ing that they weren’t mother and daugh­ter. Maybe this was sup­posed to be a col­lege dorm? But then a high school cheer­leader walked in wear­ing pil­fered panties (played by an actress who looked to be in her mid-30s’s and not in a good way), and the three were engaged in a rather awk­ward dom­i­na­tion scene com­plete with spank­ing. When the older girl pulled out a strap on and started to fuck the cheer­leader while the mother fig­ure pinned her to the bed, I was still too con­fused to be turned on because I still wasn’t sure every­one wasn’t some­how related.

The next scene turned out to actu­ally be quasi-incest. It began with the most awk­ward con­ver­sa­tion ever (a step­mother telling her step­daugh­ter that dad has ED) and some­where between talk of a les­bian school­friend and a poten­tial divorce sce­nario, the two ended up in bed together. The actress play­ing the step­daugh­ter was actu­ally pretty hot with lots of deli­cious pierc­ings but had rather dis­tract­ing long red hooker nails. And the scene was actu­ally pretty hot with lots of real­is­tic orgasms that might actu­ally have been real and some very pretty and fun to watch posi­tions. I just kept expect­ing the father/husband to walk in any minute.

I didn’t even get through the final seg­ment. It started out with a Ger­man stew­ardess crash­ing at her hot but really annoy­ing brunette friend’s place. As the two were catch­ing up, a lum­ber­ing per­son­age of inde­ter­mi­nate sex plopped down next to them, then, just as abruptly left. The Ger­man stew­ardess decided to crash in the brunette’s spare bed­room, sleep­ing with­out any cov­ers, in her bra and skirt, no panties, legs spread. Why she decided to sleep in one of the most uncom­fort­able pieces of cloth­ing that a woman owns, I have no idea, but the brunette decided to slip in and…well, let’s just say it was fairly pre­dictable. In fact, I prob­a­bly would have kept watch­ing if the brunette hadn’t kept up an annoy­ing stream of dia­logue the entire time.

By this point, D and I just gave up. Any arousal that I might have felt in the begin­ning had loooong since dis­si­pated, and I was just so dis­en­chanted with the movie that hon­estly, sex was the fur­thest thing on my mind. When you end up MST3K-ing porn, any chance that it might arouse you is basically…gone. I con­sider myself bisex­ual, and I usu­ally enjoy both male and female ori­ented porn. I’ve watched every­thing from clas­sic UK Ben Dover to the Crash Pad Series, and I can usu­ally find some­thing to like in just about any­thing. But this…wow.  The cover says that it was the 2009 AVN Win­ner: Best All-Girl Series, but I have never seen less arous­ing les­bian action. If any of my les­bian read­ers are inter­ested in try­ing this out for them­selves, drop me a line and I’ll gladly send it to you. Oth­er­wise, who knows, maybe I’ll invite some friends over, have some beers and play another round of Porn MST3K!

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Fuel for the Imagination.

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The Beginning.

I started at the end

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My col­lars. My cuffs. Please.”

I’m not capa­ble of being more elo­quent, not at this point. The images of Midori, of Adri­enna Nic­hole and Mark Davis on the screen and the blood rushes away from my brain and into much baser parts of my body. I’m just need at this point. I need to be con­tained, to be con­trolled, to be con­sumed by him — that’s all I know.

The cuffs are cold, the leather still as soft and sup­ple as I remem­ber, but cold hav­ing been stored away for so long. The metal D-ring of the col­lar, espe­cially — wher­ever it con­tacts my skin, goose­bumps rise in its wake. The sound of the key in the lock, and I’m brought back to the moment. Locks? Really? After all this time, no eas­ing back into it?

There’s a final­ity to it as he locks them onto me. My cunt is so fuck­ing juicy, already so excited and he hasn’t even touched me yet. I lay back, my skin chilled in the cold air of the room, though I can feel the heat of his gaze prac­ti­cally sear­ing my skin as he looks me over. There’s some­thing so ani­mal, so hun­gry in that look. The part of me that can still think won­ders whether, after all this time, if I haven’t unleashed some kind of beast.

He flips me over his lap, his cock already hard beneath me, the smooth vel­vet cock­skin soft against my tummy. As his hands roam over me, becom­ing reac­quainted with his prop­erty, I strain to turn my neck to watch the action on the skin in front of him. He pinches and squeezes, prod­ding and mea­sur­ing my responses, yank­ing up on the D-ring just to lis­ten to me yelp. One hand finds its way between my thighs, pushes them apart, and the other, on the back of my neck, warns me to keep my head down, warns me to be good.

Frus­trated with my attempts to keep watch­ing the tele­vi­sion, he takes my glasses, growl­ing that I should be pay­ing atten­tion to what he has in store for me. Deli­cious rip­ples of fear as he man­han­dles me, forc­ing me over his lap, ass high in the air, thighs spread, his favorite posi­tion for me.

Smack! Smack!

I squeal as flesh no longer used to such abuse turns pink under his firm hand. He is mer­ci­less, remind­ing me of what I used to be, and will again be under his tute­lage. When he tires of lis­ten­ing to me plead and beg, he fills my mouth with his cock, fuck­ing my mouth until I run out of protests, and relearn to accept my place as his fuck­toy, as a hole for his pleasure.

He’s like a sadis­tic dog with a new toy, push­ing me back and spread­ing my legs until my swollen cunt is exposed to his gaze. He cru­elly prises me apart, locat­ing my thick throb­bing clit and pulling it until tears fill my eyes and I start to cry. He squeezes my swollen lips, pulling me open to his gaze, know­ing how much it turns me on even while hor­ri­bly humil­i­at­ing and embar­rass­ing me. “You like this?” he asks, already know­ing the answer as I try not to meet his eyes.

Smack! Smack!

But this time across the exposed flesh of my cunt, smack­ing me over and over again as I try to close my legs and scram­ble back­wards. He seizes my wrists, pin­ning them behind me, and uses his legs to keep mine open. He knows exactly where it hurts the worst, where the thin skin gives way to sen­si­tive nerve end­ings. “Does it hurt, baby?” he asks in that silky, dan­ger­ous tone. Two fin­gers enter me roughly, then three. “But you like it, don’t you? You love it when I hurt you.”

I can’t say any­thing, I can only keep sob­bing, keep beg­ging, keep plead­ing — the evi­dence is right there and even I can’t believe how turned on I am. He’s rough, forc­ing his ele­gant fin­gers inside me, pump­ing and twist­ing them against my swollen g-spot until I’m squirt­ing on his wrist and beg­ging for…I’m not even sure any­more. Sex-dazed and mad­dened, I’m lit­tle more than a fuck doll at this point, not at all capa­ble of coher­ent thought.

He pulls his fuck­toy onto his lap, slip­ping his hard cock into my lush wet­ness, smil­ing as I wince and cry out as he drags my throb­bing clit across the length of his thick shaft. One hand pin­ning my wrist behind my back, the other cru­elly clamped onto the meat of my breast, he tells me to ride him, phys­i­cally bounc­ing me up and down when my legs threaten to give out. His mouth finds the nip­ple of my other breast, tastes it, teases it with his teeth until I’m bit­ing my lower lip to keep from scream­ing as my cunt tight­ens around his cock, and I’m so close…

He throws me off his lap, off his cock, and I tum­ble onto the rug on the floor before us. He rakes me with a con­temp­tu­ous gaze, look­ing at my swollen nip­ples, my hun­gry sex dis­played between wide open legs, gyrat­ing as my body real­izes that the orgasm isn’t com­ing. “Get on the bed,” he tells me, lift­ing me by the col­lar and throw­ing me against the head­board when I don’t move fast enough for his taste.

Please…” I whim­per, so needy that I’ll do any­thing for an orgasm, my mind utterly destroyed and in its place, only obedience.

He mounts me, first one way, then another, pushes my body up against the head­board while he splits my legs apart for his cock. I grab onto the bars, try­ing to keep my body from fly­ing off with the force of his thrusts, try­ing to hang on for dear life and he fucks all of the need, all of the aggres­sion, all of the pent-up desire of the past few months into my swollen des­per­ate pussy. “Pleeeeease,” I beg, beg­ging for my orgasm, for his, for every­thing and anything.

He pulls out, grabs my hips and drags me down the bed even as I still grab onto the head­board. An evil glint in his eye, and he clips my wrist cuffs through the head­board, pulling my thighs apart and throw­ing them over his shoul­ders before plung­ing back into me and fuck­ing me deep into the mat­tress. It’s pri­mal, it’s ani­mal, and with a gut­teral cry that is utterly feral, he thrusts deep inside me one final time, and I can feel that hot flood inside me as he col­lapses atop me, his heavy body cov­er­ing mine. My legs tighten around his back, hips pump­ing as I try to ride out his soft­en­ing cock to my orgasm.  Noises I didn’t even know I could make are com­ing out of my mouth, and I’m hump­ing his body like an ani­mal, des­per­ate to come as he pulls away from me.

Nooooooo,” I wail, my hips snap­ping the empty air. He smiles down at me, a lazy sated smile, but still dangerous.

Do you want to come, baby?”

Oh my god, yes. Please, I need it. Please, I have to, oh god…”

He pulls out the Hitachi, makes sure it’s plugged in and rests the head between my lips. Sex-crazed, I press against it, heed­less of the tor­ture, just des­per­ate to come. He turns it on, and sweet relief builds as the head buzzes against my des­per­ate clit, as I hump and fuck it.

Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven…”

I move faster, try­ing to breathe, try­ing to find that elu­sive relief.

Six. Five. Four. You’d bet­ter come before I get to one, or we’re going to bed.”

I hump faster, harder, spread­ing my legs as wide as they’ll go, try­ing to pin that sweet vibra­tion in the right spot, not car­ing about any­thing but the need to orgasm.

Three. Two. One.”

He shuts the Hitachi off. Puts it away. My eyes squeezed tight, my mouth open, pant­ing as I silently scream with my entire being. I can hear him mov­ing around the room, pick­ing up, clean­ing up. He leaves for a few moments, and returns, smelling of freshly brushed teeth. He leans over me, kisses me lightly on the cheek.

I guess that’s it for now.”

If you haven’t already…find out how it ends.

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