Pleasurists #28

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Plea­surists is your round-up of the adult prod­uct reviews that came out in the last seven days from blog­gers all around the sex blo­gos­phere. Did you miss Plea­surists #27? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Plea­surists #29? Sub­mit it here before Sun­day May 18th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Editor’s Note: Apolo­gies this edi­tion came out later than expected/desired! I was out of town in the begin­ning of the week with a dead lap­top and didn’t have a chance to get to it until later than I liked. This round-up only has reviews sub­mit­ted by May 10th at 11:59pm PDT in it, as if it was posted on Monday.

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On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

• Semenex by Aver­age Joe

So what did it actu­ally taste like exactly? Ran­cid eggnog mixed with broc­coli water, pineap­ples, and gar­nished with a lit­tle nut­meg and a final hint (just a hint) of cel­ery. It smells great. It smells like gin­ger­bread cook­ies coated in cin­na­mon, it’s even a nice light brown color but do not be fooled! Once you actu­ally mix this in water it turns green and has a taste not many peo­ple could stomach.

Editor’s Note: I think I love well-written humor­ous neg­a­tive reviews, and this is def­i­nitely one of those. I couldn’t help laugh­ing out loud at a few points, and while it doesn’t make me want to buy the prod­uct for any male I know it makes me want to read more of Aver­age Joe’s reviews. Don’t you agree?

Vibra­tors

• Mir­a­cle Mas­sager by Thursday’s Child
• Pent­house Mode Ultra Pow­er­ful 10X Dual Motor Vibe by Bethany on FunSexToyReviews
• Plea­sure Tops by Adri­ana
• Pent­house mode water­proof 7x dream bul­let by Mis­tress Misty on FunSexToyReviews
• Deca­dent Indul­gence by Adri­ana
• The Eroscil­la­tor by Themis­tok­les
• Vibra­tex Dream Boat by Sex­pert Joe
• Vibra­tex Pearl Thun­der by Adri­ana
• Shaki Toys’ Remote Con­trol Egg by Hot­Movies­ForHer Sex Toy Crew
• But­ter­fly Cli­maxer by Car­rieAnn

Dil­dos

• Tan­tus Throb by Sleep­ing Dreamer
• Ella by Sienna
• Don Wands Melon Crank by Sex­or­cism
• Tan­tus G-Force Wand by Ans­ley Agnello
• LELO Ella by Sex­or­cism
• Jol­lie Soft by Car­rieAnn
• Hard­wood Dildo by Sleep­ing Dreamer
• John Doe by Ans­ley Agnello

Anal Toys

• Bloomy by Ans­ley Agnello
• Tristan’s Anniver­sary Edi­tion Plug by Wendy Black­heart
• Bloomy by Sienna

Lube, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Foam­ing Bath by Hot­Movies­ForHer Sex Toy Crew

BDSM/Fetish

• Chee­tah Fur-Lined Pad­dle by Scar­let Lotus St. Syr
• Sin­ven­tion Pony Play Reins by Sleep­ing Dreamer
• Strict Leather Deluxe Col­lar by Dom­ina Doll
• Behind the Back Restraints by Bad Bad Girl
• Sin­ven­tion Deluxe Leather-lined Pony Breed­ing Hob­bles by Sleep­ing Dreamer
• Zeus Elec­tro­gasm by Dom­ina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

Adult Movies/Porn

• Alter Ego by J.D. Bauch­ery
• Hard Rock by FrzKey
• Rub­ber Lovers 2 by The Porn Librarian
• Penny Flame’s Expert Guide To Rough Sex by J.D. Bauch­ery
• Straight Guys For Gay Eyes & For Women Too! — David Tay­lor by FrzKey
• Pirates (2005) by Dom­ina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

Mis­cel­la­neous

• Smart Balls by Car­rieAnn
• The HugHer Fuck­ing Machine by Themis­tok­les
• Deluxe G-Spotter – Magic Wand Attach­ment by Natt Nightly
• Doc John­son Ultra Har­ness 2000 by Sex­pert Joe
• Pep­per­mint Peck­ers by Bad Bad Girl
• Uni­ram by Betty Rocket
• Labia Clip by Sleep­ing Dreamer