May the G-Force be with you.

Last month, I was lucky enough to win a Tan­tus G-force dildo through this fun lit­tle con­test spon­sored by the beau­ti­ful Marla (whom some of you may know through Scar­let Lotus of pleasurists.com) and early2bed.com. My win­ning entry reads as follows:

“I want it because that pur­ply grape color is just won­der­ful, and hap­pens to be one of my favorite col­ors. And it looks like a g-spot explo­sion just wait­ing to hap­pen – that curved neck and the tapered head, yowza! And, when it’s not work­ing for me as a sex toy, I think I could use it for self defense – that han­dle and long curved neck look lethal – I’m pretty sure I’d come out vic­to­ri­ous in a zom­bie upris­ing with that in one hand and my four foot dou­ble dong in the other!!”

I couldn’t wait to try out the G-force because it resem­bled, in many ways, the first sex toy I ever bought for myself — the afore­men­tioned long pur­ple dou­ble dong equally excel­lent for squirt­ing g-spot orgasms and slay­ing in the event of a zom­bie upris­ing. Never let it be said that I don’t have a sense of humor when it comes to sex and zom­bie killing. The G-force looked like a much bet­ter ver­sion of my beloved dou­ble dong, the same long flex­i­ble neck and oval head but with a delightl­fully ribbed and extremely use­ful han­dle and made of that excel­lent high qual­ity sil­i­cone that I’ve come to expect with all of my great Tan­tus toys. It comes in wine and black (I got the wine color which is more pur­ple than mer­lot). All in all, it looked like a winner!

And oh my good­ness, it is a win­ner and then some. The G-force has replaced my beloved dong and beat out some very nice toys to become to cur­rent favorite in my toy­box. The length is per­fect — it allows the rounded head to rub against my g-spot just how I like it. The G-force is a lot more flex­i­ble than you might expect, but I think that’s a good thing. I love to use it after sex when I’ve exhausted my poor hus­band but am still insa­tiable and want­ing more. Unfor­tu­nately for my poor tired hus­band, I like him to use it on me — I tell him it’ll help buff up his arm mus­cles because I like some seri­ous thrust­ing fuck­ing action to push my over­stim­u­lated body into over­drive. I’ve tried a lot of g-spot toys, but this is hon­estly one of my favorites. The long flex­i­ble neck and rounded head just hit my spot — it does it for me every time, and don’t get me started about pair­ing it with the Hitachi Magic Wand on my clit! It’s also sup­posed to be excel­lent for p-spot stim­u­la­tion, and since, it’s fully ster­il­iz­able sil­i­cone, tech­ni­cally D and I could share it. I told him that he might have to get his own though, and that’s only if he can find some­one else to take over his duties at the han­dle, LOL!

Thank you so, so much to both Marla for pick­ing me as the win­ner of her con­test and to early2bed.com for spon­sor­ing such a great con­test! The Tan­tus G-force has earned itself a place on my night­stand — I sleep bet­ter know­ing it’s close by when I need a good orgasm or in the event of a zom­bie upris­ing. One can never be to care­ful, you know!