Not just for size queens and overachievers…

There’s some­thing to be said about a big thick cock/dildo/vibrator. I don’t con­sider myself a size queen, not by any stretch of the imag­i­na­tion — I’m more of a size princess. Maybe a size duchess, or a size mar­choness? I appre­ci­ate a nice thick dildo, but it’s def­i­nitely not some­thing I require in my toys or my men. But…it’s always nice. You know what I mean, ladies…right?

The Evolved Nov­el­ties Cit­ron is a gor­geously girthy toy. It’s thick in all the right places, smooth and tapered, and made of soft squishy TPR (ther­mo­plas­tic rub­ber) that’s lovely to the touch. But I’m really get­ting ahead of myself. Let me start from the top. The Evolved Cit­ron comes in one of the coolest cases I’ve ever seen. It’s rec­tan­gu­lar, with cool lit­tle metal flippy thin­gies, and best of all, it’s pur­ple! I’m cur­rently using it as a lit­tle box on my dresser to hold hair doo­dads and assorted chap­stick. The toy (which comes in both hot pink and black) comes nes­tled inside on a bed of foam with its war­ranty papers, but lacks any draw­string sack or bag to keep the toy in — which would have been nice because the TPR attracts cat hair like you would not believe!

Smooth and squishy but firm, espe­cially the tip where the vibra­tor mech­a­nism is located, the first thing you will notice is how wide the Cit­ron is — it’s 6″ around at its widest point. And it’s long — around 8″ total, though only 5″ is really insertable. The other 3″ is a nice tapered han­dle at the base which houses the con­trol, the bat­ter­ies (takes 2 AA –not included, sadly), and when prop­erly closed, makes the toy com­pletely water­proof. In omi­nous black — it was intim­i­dat­ing! I looked at the Cit­ron and thought to myself, there is no way in hell that is ever going to fit. It’s too damn big (though in ret­ro­spect, I’ve had much big­ger things in there)!

I started out try­ing out the vibe on my clit — unlike some toys where the bul­let is in the base, the Citron’s vibra­tor is located in the tip with three set­tings that are con­trolled by a push but­ton on the base of the toy. The first set­ting was nice, very buzzy. The sec­ond set­ting was even nicer — strong enough to get me off eas­ily, but nowhere near Hitachi strength. The third set­ting was amaz­ing — almost as strong as my Hitachi where it’s too strong to keep on your clit after the first wave of plea­sure hits. But the vibe itself was still too big to go in — I was nice and wet, push­ing the tip in, but it wasn’t going in!

It wasn’t until after a fun ses­sion with D, where I was limp and relaxed that we tried it again. Already over­whelmed with three or four orgasms and slick and wet down both thighs, D used the Cit­ron on me, play­ing with me, push­ing it deeper lit­tle by lit­tle. It felt amaz­ing, and before I knew it, it was in me, fill­ing me, push­ing me open in the most plea­sur­able way. My orgasm was so strong that I pushed it back out, and D had to hold it in place through the next one. I loved hav­ing him use it on me while I held the Hitachi to my clit — the plea­sure was inde­scrib­ably and toe-curlingly intense, and I was prac­ti­cally purring by the end.

The Evolved Cit­ron gets my full endorse­ment — I love this toy! It pretty much ful­fills my every require­ment for a good sex toy — sleek and black (black sex toys are cool), strong vibra­tions cen­tered in the tip, soft and squishy to the touch, and thick and long enough to chal­lenge with­out being uncom­fort­able! And since it uses AA bat­ter­ies, I can use rechar­gable bat­ter­ies and be a lit­tle more eco-friendly. Though the metal box it came in is very cool, I still wish it came with a bag to keep it in, but when I get my sewing machine fixed, that’ll be eas­ily rec­ti­fied. I would rec­om­mend this toy to every­one — espe­cially if you’re look­ing for some­thing to fill you up and keep you sat­is­fied. I would say it com­pletely replaces a man, but then who would use the Cit­ron on me while I lay back and orgasm?!

Thank you to the lovely peo­ple over at pinkcherry.com for send­ing me this won­der­ful toy — it’s become one of my favorites and the toy I most often reach for these days! And right now, shop at pinkcherry.com and get an addi­tional 20% off their already low sales prices by using the code “MADNESS”!