Bnaughty, be very very naughty.

Are all bul­let vibes cre­ated alike? I used to think so — one clas­sic sil­ver bul­let vibe was as good as the next, as long as the bat­ter­ies held out. But then I got a really crappy bul­let vibe, and I was put off all bul­let vibes. Every bul­let vibe in my toy­box was even­tu­ally thrown out and replaced by some­thing else that vibrated. But when I saw the Bnaughty from Babe­land, I thought I’d finally found the bul­let vibe for me. Soft silky plas­tic, a plethora of plea­sur­able speeds, and three sophis­ti­cated col­ors — it seemed too good to be true. Had a bul­let vibe finally earned back a place in my toybox?

The Bnaughty comes nicely and dis­cretely pack­aged in a sim­ple black box with a black and white graphic. It doesn’t scream “VIBRATOR” and it would def­i­nitely be some­thing that I would feel com­fort­able giv­ing to a friend as a gift. The Bnaughty comes in three pretty col­ors: a clas­sic black, a choco­latey brown, and a sweet bur­gundy. I received the bur­gundy and was delighted to find that it comes with its own lit­tle draw­string bag. I wish more toys came with their own cases!

I do not like toys that use watch bat­ter­ies, and most of the old bul­let vibes that I owned used the most dif­fi­cult to find watch bat­ter­ies. Try­ing to tell the lady at the jew­elry counter that you need three watch bat­ter­ies for your vibra­tor watch is not my idea of a good time. One of my favorite toys sat in the drawer for six months because the bat­ter­ies were so hard to replace. Thank­fully, the Bnaughty is not one of those toys — it takes 2 AAA bat­ter­ies, so raid the near­est remote con­trol and voila!

But how does it feel? Let me paint you a lit­tle sce­nario: I’m on my knees and elbows, bound at wrists and thighs, ass in the air. He slips the bul­let inside me, keep­ing his free hand on the con­trols. He starts me off slow, keep­ing the vibra­tions low as he starts to spank me, first with his hand, then with the flog­ger. The per­fectly placed blows, in the same spot every time, start to sting and I start to strug­gle, but he doesn’t let up. He tells me to take it, promis­ing to reward me by turn­ing up the vibra­tions on the bul­let. I grit my teeth, breathe deeply, and in ten more blows, he turns it up. As more plea­sure courses through my body, my pain tol­er­ance goes up, and I ask him for more, then more, then the bul­let is turned all the way up and he’s can­ing me, sharp taps on my thighs that would nor­mally have me scream­ing, but the Bnaughty feels so good, that each blow pushes me closer to orgasm, so I beg for more.

I love that the Bnaughty is strong enough to get me off — one of my biggest pet peeves is a vibe that starts off well, but doesn’t get strong enough to ful­fill me. The Bnaughty is able to deliver, whether I use it vagi­nally, cli­torally, or in con­junc­tion with another toy. And did I men­tion that it’s com­pletely water­proof? Mmm, using it in the hot tub while the warm water and jets work their magic…delicious. I love hand­ing the con­trols to D so that he can con­trol the strength of the vibra­tions while he enters me. And cleanup is easy — the entire unit can be washed in antibac­te­r­ial soap and water!

I enthu­si­as­ti­cally rec­om­mend the Bnaughty as one of the nicest bul­let vibra­tors I have ever had the plea­sure of using. It’s ele­gant, beau­ti­ful, runs on stan­dard bat­ter­ies, is com­pletely water­proof, and its strong enough to sat­isfy. I won’t be going back to cheapie bul­let vibes — not when I can Bnaughty instead! Thank you, Babe­land for restor­ing my faith in the magic bullet!